You, my adoring public, may have been wondering where I have been for these last few days. The answer, taking care of business. Working hard for the money. Getting down with my bad self. Taking out the trash. But I am back for the minute, in between shoulder rolls inspired by the sound track from Rocky III. Can you imagine the whole room of bespandexed ladies, marching on the spot to Survivor's Eye of the Tiger. OK now breathe ladies, we're taking it home now. Feel that burn! Big stepping motions!
Actually, Rocky III was the most homoerotic film I have seen all week. All sweaty thighs encased in satiney shorts. Lots of men hungrily grabbing at each other, while wearing what looked like colourful nappies. Stallone, the Italian Stallion, complimenting his sparring partner "you're looking good!" bouffant hairstyle overshadowing the whole scene. Witness the movie image; Mr T is patently smouldering with latent passions.
I wonder if Stallone took lots of steroids to pump up for the film? Must have, surely, if the Australia incident was anything to go by. Well, one wonders what the long term effects of such use have impacted negatively on Stallone or Schwarzenegger - which makes the idea of the latter being U.S. president even more appealing. However the joke would wear thing long before the 4 year term was up. Anyway, I wonder if these guy had sand kicked in their faces until they developed a permanent case of Roid Rage and stopped being wusses?
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