Thursday, 2 August 2007

Vegansexuals

Flatmate is trying to tell me to write about vegansexuals. It reminds me of a repulsive sticker we used to have in my house when I was a kid: Kiss a non-smoker, taste the difference.
Its seems like another tedious variations on the bleating - no, don't even get me started ont hese tangential issues, I'll get into trouble.
I need to find a sweet safe topic that is entertaining. How difficult is that?! I might as well just go the Jilly Cooper route and jazz things up with excessive exclamation marks!! Men!!! Bless them, poor dears!!!! etc etc etc.

2 comments:

Brooke No-Nonsense said...

why not write about meatsexuals then?

M said...

But any comments I made about meatsexuals would invariably degenerate into "do they smell like tuna?"