I wonder if I can harness this power? I can be at an event, converse with people, and yet the very next day they ask me if I was there or not. Case point, after the work function. There is an ugly photo of me for goodness sake, but still they wonder if I went out with them. I had previously thought that my method of social survival was trying to make people laugh. I figured that not being ornamental I should sing for my supper. But this news opens up realms of possibility. I can just sidle on into an event, clean up the olives, quaff the beer or fancy wine, and sidle out with no-one the wiser. Wall dancing, flagrant and shameless displays? Everyone will just assume that it was some more memorable character at the party. Fantastic.
Oh yeah, and someone should eliminate the Personalised Plates ads.
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