I want me a piece of the retro boogie dance party

I know that a large number of you 2 readers will appreciate the dancing police, the big red cod piece, the empowering dance moves. Myself, I am more concerned that all the funniest videos I think of seem to be male artists. I guess I have featured Samantha Fox, but there is a real lack. I will have to remedy this.

I am also concerned that someone I know is making Kai Si Ming.
Yeah, I know all you children of the 80s know what I am talking about. Bit of mince, bit of chicken noodle soup sachet, bit of rice, carrot discs...shudder.