Advertising

I am being affronted by a facebook ad, telling me I can fit those skinny jeans? Um, NO! Especially not if it wants me to wear them with stillettos.

Lynne Truss would be most upset

I just saw an ad for the new Timbaland album. Pedants of the world will unite in revulsion at the title "The Way I Are." But its OK, I won't need to worry about advertising shortly, I have hooked up the Playstation 2 so I suspect I will be in the throes of RPG frenzy before long. I could also watch DVDs, but I have seen enough movies to last me for the next few months. Besides, it will take a stalwart action film to top Hot Fuzz. That film made me want to move to England so I too can say "yarp". That dialect could smooth out my New Zild in no time.

Funky bass music won't hide the retardation

I just saw a particularly bad advertisement on television. They're all bad, but this one was obnoxious for two major reasons. It was framed as a public service announcement, and it reached a new depth of stupidity. Yes, apparently basmati rice has a distinct smell and aroma.
Lets just kill ourselves, society is clearly in decline.