Don't die on me now computer

Not when I can't save enough money to buy a new one!
I would launch into a discussion of how they don't make computers like they used to, but that would be obvious. My laptop is significantly lighter than a 1950s computer, and it does not take up the whole room.
So I suppose it is onto the get rich quick schemes again. In the past these have not gone well, but maybe I will get rid of absolutely all the crap I own on trade me for unexpectedly high sums. If I can check my listings - meaning if the computer lasts that long.
I should never have developed the taste for that olive and feta lifestyle.