There oughtta be a law

The picture of Fleetwood Mac was beginning to get to me. So many questions - why did Stevie Nicks look so uppity? How did Lindsey Buckingham acheive that hair? Won't anybody save the whales?
So here's something else to fixate upon.

Just putting it out there, I would like some Honky Tonk TCB rings if anyone is feeling generous...