No Brett! They won't both be your girlfriend, and I don't understand what the appeal of Heather is. Heather, of the nuclear yellow frock, bouffant "fuck me hair" " (hell no, it'd break) and stillettos?
Actually, considering Brett Michaels I am more surprised he considered the other.
Hang on...
I was just looking for an image and stumbled upon a spoiler. Oh well. You will have seen it by now anyway. How could Heather not have won? She looks like Brett Michaels. What with the wonders of modern television maybe she IS Brett Michaels. Except with smaller jowels.
Oh well, happy blood sugar level disasters guys, and thank the lord all kissing footage will end hereon in. Wave your lighters to the beat, finally Every Rose Has Its Thorn will be played to completion.
Glad Heather got the last word though. She is such a trashy bitch, but boy does she tell it like it is. I suppose she will have gone onto a successful career from this anyway.