What a precious and fragile thing life is

Alas, my new friends and I have been torn asunder. They were toenails, and they have been cast into the council rubbish sack. I will always remember our special times together, and laugh like a drain at the nay sayers who said "They're too big, they could not possibly be human toe nails" Let us all draw a lesson from the nails that could, keep following your dreams and you will grow strong and true.
In the mean time, I am wishing that those beautiful bastards out there would bid on my trade me auctions. I am congenitally averse to giving people bargains.

This ought to bring back fond memories