Done gone rapture

There's something strange going on in town today - no-one has come into the library at all. Whenever there is a marked lack of people about I assume that armageddon is occuring, the chosen have been beamed up by Jesus and I await the coming of the antichrist.

Show yourself foul being!

Can't wait for the whore of Babylon, I bet it is either Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan, with Fergie in the running too.