Bloody Tourists

All those people watching my beautiful trade me auctions, and only one of them bid.
You are all going to hell. No, you are all going to purgatory, you are going to hell if you ask me for a fixed price offer. I recall on one occasion that happened, some spangle bleating about relisting a red coat, why didn't you contact me back? (no e-mail address). The item had been listed twice and there were no bids although several watchers, I was so happy to be able to tell them that I was sick of listing it so I'd given it away. Its one of those weird things, I'd rather get no money at all and donate the item to a charity, or give it to a friend, than give someone on trade me a bargain.

Perverse, but I find trade me a combative place.

There is some shitty documentary on Nigerian scammers on tv, the scammer keeps changing his identity. I know people joke about it, but whiteys don't really think all black people look the same, just asians. Who seriously believes those e-mails anyway? If it sounds too good to be true it probably is, and all those people who go on about their amazing encounters and priveleged deals are probably embellishing.