Lo, and unto our flat appeared a holy tome, a tome of great power and significance. And the name of that tome was the David Duchovny files and there was great rejoicing among the household for David Duchovny was known unto them as tucktacular.
So, a veritable Duchovny fest that just keeps getting more and more disturbing. From the pleated front pants to the excessively hairy arms David challenges us all. The books was filled with reviews of his talents from disturbed fans (Nude shot, side view from the knees up!) and artfully posed shots of him wearing mind bogglingly ugly clothing. Like the one in a wifebeater. A) It is a wife beater, don't wear it. B)It is too loose. C) There is nipple on display. D)Fabio wants his top back. And the shot where he is dancing around like a subnormal whose favourite past time is throwing off his clothes so his carers have to catch him and wrestle him back into a mumu. My charming flatmate saw fit to point out the bulge in that one, but who'd want to see that he was wearing pleated front pants. Several of the pictures captured really unfortunate facial expressions. But anyway, I could not find those images online so I will share these ones. For Shame!
What, may I ask, did the Russian stacking dolls do to deserve that?
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