Yeah, so one of the highlights of the day was trying to clean the toilet. Repeat some affirmations, look at it from an angle and think of Mariah Carey...it's not so terrible. What I find particularly disconcerting is the inevitable supply of reading material that winds up in the wee room. (Oh lord, I just want to digress into all the euphemisms, so many, my particular favourite toilet door sign thus far is "Tis Here" and I will save the rest for another occasion). Frankly I don't want to touch it to remove it. Why the hell can't people just hit the metamucil? Though as I live in a vegan household I would not have thought we would have such -err- congestion issues. It's like they are gleefully reconciling themselves to an half hour of wasted time um, eliminating waste. Reading an issue of Deadline is not going to make it any more fruitful and that rag isn't even absorbant.
My god, some households even have book shelves of material. Clearly people who are either gravely inconsiderate, or who have lived with 2 bathrooms their whole lives. Really, people should just get jobs so thy can take a dump on work time using work toilet paper. Then my flat might not degenerate in its periodic toilet paper wars.
Isn't it interesting, in that photo the loose end of the paper is against the wall rather than facing the room. Is it because they wanted to cut back on unnecessary usage?
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I thought that you used less if it was facing the room?
oh, so now you're taking a swipe at deadline? That's it, I'm never reading this blog again ...... (storms of to read news papers on the toilet..)
oh, so now you're taking a swipe at deadline? That's it, I'm never reading this blog again ...... (storms of to read news papers on the toilet..)
Ahem, I retrieved the deadline to type up a bit of it for on here.
And if the roll faces the room, I thought that gave you a nice easy sweep of the arm to drag off screes of paper. But I am not sure - there must have been a scientific study done, surely?
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