Random search

So it has been unusually warm today, and I am beginning to see possibilities (aside from getting a justifiable homicide verdict if I kill my neighbours). For instance, I may be able to produce a sweat stain that looks like Jesus! Quick as a lightning flash I went on trade me and searched for Jesus. Nope, I haven't seen anything yet, but I did discover some prick selling Jesus personalised plates at the princely sum of 100,00 0 dollars. I'd better get sweating.

I was actually looking for the video article on the Russian president's pecs

But I found this, which is just as trashy, but not as funny. Enjoy.