Strange things found in pockets

You may know that I volunteer at an Op shop, sorting clothes before they hit the racks. Well, now you do. Anyway, one of the more or less charming aspects of this work is the scary stuff you find in the donation bags. For instance, today we came across a note, written on a waiting staff order sheet:

The lady behind you by the window is the Right Hon. Emma Nicholson. [DO NOT TURN ROUND] Deaf in one ear, she is now known as Baroness Nicholson, and a liberal democrat. Formerly a conservative under Maggie, she was publicly one of the first to switch allegiance in that leadership election, and, to Michael Heseltine. Recently she has publicly hanged in the press by Mary Archer for implicating Jeffrey Archer in embezzling Iraq charity funds.

No wonder she changed her hairstyle and political party..........

The mind boggles - so many questions raised, not least of all, what was the new hairstyle like, and how did this note get to Dunedin?