When I heard about Bryan Adams' sordid affair with Princess Di, I was very upset. No, I was not jealous of either of the parties involved. I was disturbed because it shattered my long clung to illusions about Bryan Adams. I always fondly imagined that he was not only Canada's premier export after Celine Dion [puke], but that he was asexual.
I think a lot of people out there are like me. How else could the world have persisted in thinking that Summer of '69 was literally about the year? Just like after lookng at Exile, I Want to Kiss You All Over mysteriously refers to an extremity. Yeah, we were all going to our collective safe space, and Princess Di had to go and ruin it with her pock-marked prince charming.
And lets not begin about seeing unborn children in her eyes Bryan, thats revolting and unnatural.
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