Monday, 28 May 2007

Why was she born so stupid?

I always had suspicions about the mental faculties of our pet cat Myfanwy. There's her compulsion to herd people to the kitchen, even if there is food in her bowl (she thinks more food arrives or something). Then there's her lack of personal hygiene and vapour trail of stench, and the time she fell out the window...
But today she bested herself, by managing to get shut in a kitchen cupboard, a cupboard that contained no food, nor anything of use to a cat. Thank goodness she has been neutered, because I hate to imagine how stupid her progeny would be.

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