Monday, 4 June 2007

Can I ever feel safe again?

When people face persecution like this?

And to think I was toying with the idea of further tempting fate by getting some sweet Patricia Bartlett glasses. People would find sand just so they could kick it at me.

But enough of that seriousness; I am broaching the Aqua Schnapps. All thoughts of spectacles will henceforth depart, and I'll soon be getting peroxided, blow waved and bouffant. The power of Archers compels me.

Mmmm, apple with chemical aftertaste.

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