Monday, 4 June 2007

Werther's Originals

Just another sweet in a long line to promote itself using the "traditional goodness" approach. The current advertisements show the typical nauseating anglo-saxon boy child, visiting has paedophile-like uncle who is brewing up another batch of creamy, rich goodness. The wholesomeness is palpable, and one can't help but think that Werther's are the sweet that Jesus would endorse.

Archer's aqua schnapps on the other hand, seems to be aiming for the trashy slapper market (She's never turned down an Archer's Aqua Schnapps before"). I feel like this is ushering in a new era of cosmopolitan womanhood, and anxiously await the coming of Lambrini to our as yet benighted shores.

Ladies, pay particular attention to the guides, and blokes - well, you have just been treated an exclusive insight into what women really think!

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