Monday, 25 June 2007

Don't you just hate the way Jesus hijacks everything?



[Image with thanks (and apologies) to DocLeder & www.somethingawful.com]


On my usual drab walk through central Dunedin today, I noticed posters had been plastered on bollards all through the octagon.

A hot new Christian act has evidently reached town, and they will no doubt liberate your soul. Their name: Transformer.

You may well imagine I had an involuntary outburst on the street - something blending laughter and suicidal despair. I think you all know why, but I will reiterate. As if it weren't bad enough that Transformers is being sullied by a remedial film, Christians just had to get involved as well. Christians will pervert anything to make it a god reference. Nothing, not even children's television, is sacred.

Anyway, I don't think I will see the band; I bet one of the band members plays the tambourine & thats only cool when you are in Scorpions.

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