Monday, 14 April 2008

Body fascist post

I am watching TV because I have been assigned a job. I am to video prison break. I have never watched prison break, I saw enough Wentworth in Mariah Carey video clips. But in the run up to the show I noticed the following:
-David Boreanaz has piggy current eyes
-Daniel Craig has creepy eyes, like a sea gull
-Everyone in prison has a mighty man-sized jaw
-News presentations are more effective if you have a cami under your blazer
-It is always the time and place for flirtacious banter
Quite a lot of learning for one short 10 minute stint. But I can't focus on all that right now, I have things to do, items to package and send. Poof to consume. Cups of tea to guzzle. And I suppose I ought to accost the cat I am looking after as well.

2 comments:

Brooke No-Nonsense said...

our flatmate mentioned doing the dishes today. i shan't get my hopes up. one of the cats is getting fixed this morning.

M said...

I'm closing my eyes and saying "I believe in fairies" too.