No Brett! They won't both be your girlfriend, and I don't understand what the appeal of Heather is. Heather, of the nuclear yellow frock, bouffant "fuck me hair" " (hell no, it'd break) and stillettos?
Actually, considering Brett Michaels I am more surprised he considered the other.
Hang on...
I was just looking for an image and stumbled upon a spoiler. Oh well. You will have seen it by now anyway. How could Heather not have won? She looks like Brett Michaels. What with the wonders of modern television maybe she IS Brett Michaels. Except with smaller jowels.
Oh well, happy blood sugar level disasters guys, and thank the lord all kissing footage will end hereon in. Wave your lighters to the beat, finally Every Rose Has Its Thorn will be played to completion.
Glad Heather got the last word though. She is such a trashy bitch, but boy does she tell it like it is. I suppose she will have gone onto a successful career from this anyway.
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- Terminally bored and boring librarian just trying to make my way in the world as best I know how. I have many schemes and ideas but lack an army of minions to execute them. I'm a joiner and a quitter, and I watch far too much C4. What more is there to know?
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i don't understand why heather didn't win either.
Never mind, she can find solace in her VH1 career.
What we really need to talk about is Brett's Diabitiss...
diabitiss? i thought he said he had diabeetus.
Oh I think we are both approximating the same phonetic stuff up. Brett-tard.
Which should not doubt be pronounced Breee-tahrd. What a man. No wonder so many women developed feelings for him. I developing unspecified feelings myself.
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